NATURAL OPTIONS

Full load is required. 2-7 days build-up is ideal.

 

Doggy (standing)                    

Natural CIP 💦 in 😺               

Lordosis deep delivery       

1-2 shots                                 

 

Glory⭕️ BJ (standing)

Natural CIM 💦 in 👄

Deep 👅 delivery 

1 shot

 

Glory⭕️ Combo (standing)

Natural BJ 👄 then 💦 in 😺

Lordosis deep delivery 

1 shot

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Bottled Water

Please help yourself to free bottled water in the fridge (on top shelf) if you're thirsty.

 

Booking Codes

Choose 1 code only

Code: 1P - 10 mins 😺   $60

No shower after 1P

Code:  2P - 20 mins 😺   $70

Code:  3P - 30 mins 😺   $80

Shower is available after 2P & 3P

 

Code:  GH - 10 mins glory⭕️ 👄   $50

Please be short & tidy below. Try GH first if you're feeling nervous. *Non-smokers only. No shower.

 

Code:  GP - 10-15 mins glory⭕️ 👄+😺   $70

Combo:  Start with 👄 + finish with 😺 No shower.

 

For shower/clean up details, see FAQs on page 1

See 'Other Services' page for discount services.

 

Advance Bookings

Booking 1 or more days ahead won't be accepted without a $30 deposit in advance by PayID/OSKO or Beem.

It's easier to book in on the same day.

 

Same Day Bookings

Minimum 20-30 mins notice is required.

2-3 hours notice is recommended.

WAIT FOR A CONFIRMATION TEXT BACK

 

If you text us with missing or incorrect answers, we may not be able to reply.

Please read T&Cs before booking in - page 1.

CANCELLATIONS:  Please text us with at least 1 hour notice to avoid $30 late fee.

 

Sperm Count

A healthy ♂️ produces around 90,000 sperm cells per minute.

For normal sperm, limit alcohol & avoid tight underwear, saunas & hot tubs. Stay hydrated with water.

Glory⭕️ Service

GH & GP sessions have a screen with a hole.

When ready, walk up to the grey screen.

An anonymous ♀️ is on the other side. She explains everything before starting. She helps you to 💦 in 👄 or 😺

Please bring a full load to share.

*GH is for non-smokers only as smokers 💦 tastes awful 🤮 Vaping is acceptable.

 

Your Real First Name

Why do we ask for your legal first name ?

Private independent females can be at higher risk of violence or assault.

If you don't wish to provide your real first name, please try somewhere else. We take these precautions to protect our safety. Melbourne has become a dangerous place to live.

See T&Cs - No. 2, 3 & 11

 

Telegram Bookings

@hta910

AFTER 1st visit, you can book via Telegram app. Adds extra privacy if you need it.

Just answer Q2-Q5 to book in.

Please add any health or medical issues.

 

TEXT BOOKINGS TO LARA

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with:

1.    REAL FIRST NAME & LAST INITIAL ?

e.g. Aiden P

This means your legal first name.

This is a requirement to protect our safety.

 

2.    SESSION CODE ?

Choose 1 code only e.g. 2P

Session code can't be changed on arrival.

 

3.    THE DAY & TIME YOU WANT ?

e.g. today at 2:30pm

We will not respond if you put 'now' or 'asap'

 

4.    DO YOU AGREE TO OUR TERMS ?

TEXT: Yes I agree

(Read T&Cs - page 1)

 

5.    FEE TYPE ?

PayID, Beem or cash

PayID/Beem due 30 mins before arrival.

 

♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️

 

FIRST-TIME VISITORS,  PLEASE ANSWER THESE EXTRA 4 QUESTIONS:

Only provide these answers once.

 

6.    CUT OR UNCUT ?

For hygiene check. 

 

7.    AGE GROUP ?

18-25, 26-35, 36-45, 46-55, 56+

 

8.    COUNTRY OF BIRTH ?

For cultural/language reasons.

Are you 🇦🇺 indigenous? Text: First Nations 

 

9.    YOUR HEIGHT ?

Adjustments are made to suit height.

 

10.    DO YOU SMOKE TOBACCO ?

Smoking means 🚬 not vapes.

 

 

ANY HEALTH OR MEDICAL ISSUES ?

Disabilities, heart conditions, stroke, blood pressure meds, diabetes, obesity, on anti-depressants, alcohol, drugs, jet-lag, recent surgery, social anxiety, feeling nervous.

If you do shift work (or work nights) make sure you aren't tired as lack of 😴 can cause inability to 💦

 

LORDOSIS POSITION

🐈‍⬛🐈

Lordosis position (expert) is a body posture showing the female is ready for entry.

It aligns the pelvises for deeper delivery.

It gives both partners greater satisfaction.

Female cats adopt this position when in heat so it's all about getting back to nature.

 

Deep Delivery 

Deep delivery method (deep entry) means to push 🍆 all the way in to fully penetrate.

Pump 💦 into 😮 or 😺 as deep as you can.

 

This method takes 2 mins longer to finish. The ♂️ doesn't pull out immediately after 💦 to avoid 💦 spilling out. Remain still & wait until 🍆 relaxes.

 

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