IF UNCUT, CHECK FOR

SMEGMA OR BALANITIS 

 

Causes:  poor hygiene, infection or diabetes.

Signs:  redness, rash, bad smell or irritation.

Treat:  PH-balanced body wash, Canesten cream, 14 fluconazole capsules 100mg (script) *Do not use normal soap on this part of body.

Time:  it takes 2-4 weeks of daily treatment to improve.

Same:  Candida thrush (women) or nappy rash (babies)

Discharge?  get tested for infections e.g. Chlamydia (common in under 30s)

Fact:  cut males don't have this issue (unless diabetic). Cut males have a lower chance of having infections in general.

 

Health Tests

We get regular testing done in Box Hill. Our results can be viewed on-site. We also take preventative medications for our protection.

Please be infection-free to avoid refusal.

We always do a health check on ♂️ before a service begins.

 

Need A Blue Helper ?

Available with 1P, 2P, 2PS or 3P only.

Collect with a session if paying cash (or pick up before session if paid in advance by PayID/Beem).

Helps to keep 🍆 firmer.

1 for $4 or 2 for $7

(Please order when booking in)

Should be used for services here.

Some health questions apply for safety.

Takes 40-60 mins to be effective.

If collecting early, bring 600ml water.

 

Tradies & Hygiene

We won't see gardeners, landscapers, plasterers or builders if they haven't gone home to shower first.

We don't want a lot of mess coming in as we normally vacuum after closing time.

Other tradies will be accepted if you're clean & tidy. Leave work boots & socks at front door & wash hands in bathroom.

Please be respectful of the dirt & debris you're bringing in as we concentrate on providing services, not cleaning duties.

If you're doing a 20/30 min session, you can shower here BEFORE session starts but there will be an extra fee of $5

Please add 'shower first' when booking in.

*shower 5 min limit.

 

Mood Enhancement 

A man's 🥛 contains mood-altering hormones & neurotransmitters (oxytocin, serotonin, prolactin & thyrotropin-releasing hormone).

Some research suggests that absorption of these compounds into the 😺 acts as a natural anti-depressant for ♀️

Either way, we all know that sex improves our mental health & well-being.

 

Pressure Tap

Your body will tell you when you need to 💦 as you'll feel moody or irritable.

It can be difficult to concentrate until you release pressure.

This inability to focus is just natures way of letting a ♂️ know it's time to release his seed.

 

Stress Reduction

Benefits of regular orgasm include:

Sharing a physical union  👫

Stress reduction  🎧

Pain relief - release of endorphins  🩹

Stronger pelvic floor muscles  🏋‍♂️

Better sleep & relaxation  😴 

Increased focus  👁👁

Keeps the 😺 well lubricated  💧

Maintains good prostate health  👉👌

 

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