IF UNCUT, CHECK FOR

SMEGMA OR BALANITIS 

 

Causes:  poor hygiene, infection or diabetes.

Signs:  redness, rash, bad smell or irritation.

Treat:  PH-balanced body wash, Canesten cream, 14 fluconazole capsules 100mg (script) *Do not use normal soap on this part of body.

Time:  it takes 2-4 weeks of daily treatment to improve. Good hygiene is essential. 

Same:  Candida thrush (women) or nappy rash (babies)

Discharge?  get tested for infections e.g. Chlamydia (common in under 30s)

Fact:  cut males don't have this issue (unless diabetic). Cut males have a lower chance of having infections in general.

 

Average Size - Males

In Australia, average size is between 5-6". Our services cater to those over 5". If you're new & over 6.5" or a bigger girth, please let us know when booking in. No pictures are required.

 

Bends & Curves

If your 🍆 leans upwards when aroused that's completely normal & generally means you're young, fit or have high testosterone.

If you tend to lean to 1 side this is normal as long as there is no distinct bend or curve. You should still point 'straight' ahead if you gently push it.

A distinct curve sideways or downwards when up isn't normal. This may be Peyronie's disease. This condition can cause injury to â™€ī¸

We may only be able to do GH depending on the severity of curve.

If you're unsure, send us a picture. Stand up & take a photo looking down when aroused.

Example:   đŸ† normal      đŸŒļ not normal 

 

Health Tests 

We get tested every 3 months at a clinic. We also take preventative medications for our protection. Our results can be seen on arrival.

Most recent tests were:   22/7/26 + 29/4/26

Please be infection-free to avoid refusal.

We always do a health check on 🍆 before a session begins.

 

Need A Blue Helper?

1 for $4 or 2 for $7

These đŸĒŠ help to keep you harder. Good for older men or if you're feeling nervous.

Please order when booking in.

Collect with your session if paying cash (or pick up before the session if paying in advance by PayID/Beem).

Should be used for services here. Some health questions apply for your safety. If collecting early, bring 600ml water.

Tell us if any heart conditions, high BP or stroke.

Takes 40-60 mins to be effective.

 

Tradies & Hygiene

We won't see gardeners, landscapers, plasterers or builders unless they've gone home to shower first.

Other tradies will be accepted if you're clean & tidy. Leave work boots & socks at front door & wash hands in bathroom.

Please be respectful of the dirt & debris you're bringing in as we don't have time to vacuum after you leave.

If you must shower here BEFORE session starts, there will be an extra fee of $10 to pay.

Please add 'shower first' when booking in.

 

Mood Enhancement 

A man's đŸĨ› contains mood-altering hormones & neurotransmitters (oxytocin, serotonin, prolactin & thyrotropin-releasing hormone).

Some research suggests that absorption of these compounds via 👅 or đŸ˜ē acts as a natural anti-depressant for â™€ī¸

Oxytocin hormone lowers stress & anxiety.

đŸĨ› contains prostaglandins which soften the cervix & helps her immune system.

These hormones are also very beneficial for managing chronic pain conditions.

 

Pressure Tap

Your body will tell you when you need to đŸ’Ļ as you'll feel moody or tense.

It can be difficult to concentrate until you release pressure.

This inability to focus is just natures way of letting him know it's time to release his seed.

But if you're about to play sport or a match, it's best not to release until AFTER the game.

 

Stress Reduction

Benefits of regular orgasm include:

Stress reduction  🎧

Pain relief - release of endorphins  🩹

Stronger pelvic floor muscles  🏋‍â™‚ī¸

Better sleep & relaxation  😴 

Increased focus  👁👁

Maintains good prostate health  👉👌

 

Slow & Steady

Slow & steady wins the race  🐌

â™€ī¸ prefer slow & steady pressure rather than short, hard bursts. The đŸ˜ē needs time to expand & fully lubricate before she can 🌋 It takes stamina not speed.

When you're close to đŸ’Ļ use your hand to push down on her lower back. This tilts her pelvis up so you can reach her cervix.

 

The Accordian 

As the â™€ī¸ becomes aroused, her đŸ˜ē works like an accordian. It lengthens to 5-8 inches long.

Slowly pushing all the way in then out helps to stimulate & stretch her ready for 🌋

 

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