IF UNCUT, CHECK FOR

SMEGMA OR BALANITIS 

 

Causes:  poor hygiene, infection or diabetes.

Signs:  redness, rash, bad smell or irritation.

Treat:  PH-balanced body wash, Canesten cream, 14 fluconazole capsules 100mg (script) *Do not use normal soap on this part of body.

Time:  it takes 2-4 weeks of daily treatment to improve.

Same:  Candida thrush (women) or nappy rash (babies)

Discharge?  get tested for infections e.g. Chlamydia (common in under 30s)

Fact:  cut males don't have this issue (unless diabetic). Cut males have a lower chance of having infections in general.

 

Average Size - Males

In Australia, average size is between 5-6". Our services cater to those over 5". If you're new & over 6.5" or a bigger girth, please let us know when booking in. No pictures are required.

 

Bends & Curves

If your 🍆 leans upwards when aroused that's completely normal & generally means you're young, fit or have high testosterone.

If you tend to lean to 1 side this is normal as long as there is no distinct bend or curve. You should still point 'straight' ahead if you gently push it.

A distinct curve sideways or downwards when up isn't normal. This may be Peyronie's disease. This condition can cause injury to ♀️

We may only be able to do GH depending on the severity of curve.

If you're unsure, send us a picture. Stand up & take a photo looking down when aroused.

Example:   🍆 normal      🌶 not normal 

 

Health Tests 

We get tested every 3 months at a clinic. We also take preventative medications for our protection. Our results can be seen on arrival.

Most recent tests were:   22/7/26 + 29/4/26

Please be infection-free to avoid refusal.

We always do a health check on 🍆 before a service begins.

 

Need A Blue Helper ?

Not available with GH, GP or GA.

Collect with your session if paying cash (or pick up before the session if paying in advance by PayID/Beem).

Helps to keep 🍆 firmer. Great for nervous males.

1 for $4 or 2 for $7

(Please order when booking in)

Should be used for services here.

Some health questions apply for your safety.

Takes 40-60 mins to be effective.

If collecting early, bring 600ml water.

 

Tradies & Hygiene

We won't see gardeners, landscapers, plasterers or builders if they haven't gone home to shower first.

We don't want a lot of mess coming in as we normally vacuum after closing time.

Other tradies will be accepted if you're clean & tidy. Leave work boots & socks at front door & wash hands in bathroom.

Please be respectful of the dirt & debris you're bringing in as we concentrate on providing services, not cleaning duties.

If you're doing a 20/30 min session, you can shower here BEFORE session starts but there will be an extra fee of $10 to pay.

Please add 'shower first' when booking in.

*shower 5 min limit.

 

Mood Enhancement 

A man's 🥛 contains mood-altering hormones & neurotransmitters (oxytocin, serotonin, prolactin & thyrotropin-releasing hormone.

Some research suggests that absorption of these compounds into the 😺 acts as a natural anti-depressant for ♀️ 

Physical pleasure is natural & should be enjoyed openly.

 

Pressure Tap

Your body will tell you when you need to 💦 as you'll feel moody or tense.

It can be difficult to concentrate until you release pressure.

This inability to focus is just natures way of letting a ♂️ know it's time to release his seed.

 

Stress Reduction

Benefits of regular orgasm include:

Sharing a physical union  👫

Stress reduction  🎧

Pain relief - release of endorphins  🩹

Stronger pelvic floor muscles  🏋‍♂️

Better sleep & relaxation  😴 

Increased focus  👁👁

Keeps the 😺 well lubricated  💧

Maintains good prostate health  👉👌

 

Slow & Steady

Slow & steady wins the race  🐌

♀️ prefer slow & steady pressure rather than short, hard thrusting. The 😺 needs time to expand & fully lubricate before she can let go. It takes stamina not speed.

When you're about to 💦 use your hands & push down on her lower back. This tilts her pelvis up giving more space to reach the cervix.

 

The Accordian 

As the ♀️ becomes aroused, her 😺 works like an accordian. It lengthens to 5-8 inches long.

Entering from 🔙 allows the ♂️ the best angle to get 🍆 in further & spray 💦 onto back wall.

♂️ are biologically programmed to mate but there's a lot more competition now.