WELCOME

 

 

We are an organisation promoting physical intimacy for health benefits.

T+C apply

 

We are particularly interested in mental health + physiology research.

 

We provide a range of affordable services to men living in Melbourne.

 

Visits here are fully confidential + no G.P. referral is required.

 

   HOURS   

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Monday to Friday - 9am to 8pm

(some wednesdays we are closed)

hours subject to change 

 

Sunday nights - 5pm to 9pm

 

 

Free on-site parking   🅿️

 

   LOCATION   

🏠

 

The Pines

181 Reynolds Rd

Doncaster East  VIC  3109

(near Comm Bank)

 

we will text door entry details on arrival

this stops any stalkers or loiterers 

 

AS NATURE INTENDED

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  Do you have a full load to share?

optimal 2️⃣ to 6️⃣ days build-up

 

She bends forward, wet + ready to receive you from behind.

  slide inside when you're ready 

 

Use slow, deep strokes until she becomes fully wet + swollen. 

take your time, don't rush it

 

Push in extra deep to pump load in.

remain there until spurting stops

 

More than 1 release is allowed.

continue if you can go again

💦💦💦💦

 

DESCRIPTION  

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We are white Aussie females, clean, tight, educated, no tattoos, D+D free + regularly tested (proof on-site) seeking clean, healthy, D+D free, respectful males for mutual benefits.

females aged in 20s + 30s

 

for privacy reasons, faces are hidden

 

   BREEDING INSTINCT   

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We adhere to biological gender roles.

 

The man is the giving partner.

masculine or dominant

he wants connection + sexual intimacy 

The woman is the receiving partner.

feminine or compliant 

she is receptive + accepts his advances 

 

NATURAL SESSIONS

minimum 2 days load

 

Choose 1️⃣ code only.

F = fee

 

Code: 1P - 10 mins 😺   F60   

Code: 2P - 20 mins 😺   F70   

Code: 3P - 30 mins 😺   F80   

 

Code: 2PS - 20 mins 😺😺   F100  (2 separate visits within 14 days. 1st visit F70, 2nd visit F30)   

2PS - cash preferred

 

 Code: QB - 10 mins 😺   F80  (2 separate visits within 14 days. 1st visit F80, 2nd visit F0)

valid Mon-Fri 9am to 5pm + Sun 5pm to 9pm

 

Code: GH - 10 mins gloryhole ⭕️   F50

😮 on 🍆 until 💦

pubes must be short or shaven ✂️

if 😰😬 nervous, we suggest doing GH first

 

Code: GP - 10 mins gloryhole ⭕️   F70  

natural 😮 + finish with 💦 in 😺

 

  NEED A BLUE HELPER?   

🔵

 

V available for P sessions if required 

helps to keep him up + firmer

Purchase with session. Can pick up 🔵 earlier if pre-paid by OSKO/Beem.

1 for $4 or 2 for $7

only to be used for sessions here

Takes 40-60 minutes to be effective.

if collecting early, bring 600ml water

 

SAME DAY BOOKINGS

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Minimum 20 mins notice is required.

2-3 hours notice is recommended 

Please wait for a text back with confirmation details.

 

To cancel a booking, please text us.

 

any booking made 1 or more days ahead requires deposit $30 in advance

 

TEXT

0️⃣4️⃣2️⃣2️⃣  9️⃣1️⃣0️⃣  5️⃣4️⃣5️⃣

with:

 

Your real first name + last initial? e.g. Aiden P

using false name = refusal   ❌️

 

Session code? e.g. 2P

session type can't be changed on arrival

 

The day + time you want? e.g. today at 2:30pm

if you text 'now', we will not respond

 

Do you agree to our conditions? Text: Yes, I agree

see our T+C below

 

Fee type? (OSKO, Beem or cash)

details below

 

 

❓️   If you're feeling nervous, have anxiety or a health issue, please tell us when you book in.

 

1.  Please text to book in. No calls accepted. To use our services, please be courteous.   😄

 

2.  No false names. Using a false name = banned.   ❌️

 

3.  Please answer booking questions truthfully. We screen everyone for our personal safety.

 

4.  No requests or "extras" of any kind + no free pics of girls.   ❌️

 

5.  Please shower on the day + use deodorant.   🚿

 

6.  Do not wear any cologne or after-shave (allergies). You will be refused.

 

7.  Must be 5" or more when up.   👍

 

8.  You'll be checked for signs of poor hygiene +/or STIs. Smegma, balanitis, redness, bad smells (if uncut).   🏥

 

9.  No heart conditions, diabetes, obesity, blood pressure meds, anti-depressants, alcohol, drugs, jet-lag. These can all cause problems.   🍺

 

10.  No fingering or kissing girls. This is not GFE.   ❌️

 

11.  Rough, aggressive, dubious or dirty people will be quickly ejected. Basic health + safety policies.   👮‍♂️

 

12.  A $30 late cancellation fee applies (if you give less than 1 hours' notice).

 

13.  No refunds made for breach of these terms.   🚫

 

14.  We operate within current laws in Victoria, Australia.

www.consumer.vic.gov.au 

 

FEES + PAYMENTS

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A $30 deposit may be required to book in. OSKO transfer or Beem.

 if you're unreliable or can't book correctly 

 

Download Beem app + set up first.

balance is cash on arrival 

 

Some sessions are cash fee only.

🏧  on-site - CBA, NAB + Westpac.

 

OSKO/Beem should be paid 30 mins before arrival or we can't accept your booking

 

We accept cash on arrival. When you park, let us know if you need change?

no change provided if you ask when entering 

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$100 NOTES ARE NOT ACCEPTED

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$50 notes checked under counterfeit light   🔦

 

PAY ANYONE / OSKO 

 💳

 

Use Pay Anyone or PayID

It must say "OSKO"

this is not accepted on arrival 

 

Pay:  HT Australia 

Bank:  ING   🦁

BSB:  923-100

ACC:  (we will text it)

 

Description:  

Your initials + session code e.g. AP2P

so we know who you are

 

BEEM APP - EFTPOS 

 💳

 

Download the Beem app + register a unique username.

follow the simple instructions 

we will text you our username

 

Beem uses Eftpos linked to your debit card + keeps your name + personal details private from us.

it's a discrete form of payment 

there are no surcharges 

 

SHOWER/CLEAN UP 

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10 min sessions:

Baby wipes, soap + wash cloths only.

 

20 + 30 min sessions:

Quick 5 mins shower afterwards.

 

NOTE:

no shower available on arrival without prior agreement. ask us when booking in 

 

The bathroom is cleaned daily.

 

   PHONES   

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on entry, phones must be put inside box on kitchen bench until you leave   📦

if you attempt to use phone, booking will be terminated on-the-spot without refund

please set to voicemail while in our premises

 

 NO WEAPONS 

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No bags or 🎒 are allowed without prior permission   ❌️

 

please declare carry-in bags when booking in

we actively check for weapons before entry 

 

IF UNCUT, CHECK FOR

SMEGMA OR BALANITIS

caused by poor hygiene, infection or diabetes

signs are redness, itchiness or pain, discharge

use treatment plan e.g. pulling skin right back to wash, PH balanced soapwash, canesten cream

  HELPFUL HINTS   

🤔

 

For up-to-date information, we suggest watching Jessica Jaye on YT.

the latex files

 

If you're a smoker, please do not book Code: GH   🚬

please be respectful of non-smokers

smokers 💦 tastes awful