WELCOME

 

 

We are an organisation promoting physical intimacy for health benefits.

T+C apply

 

Staff are particularly interested in mental health + physiology research.

qualified in nursing + psychology 

 

We provide a range of affordable services to men living in Melbourne.

no hidden costs

 

Visits here are fully confidential.

G.P. referral is not required 

 

 

HOURS   🕘

 

Monday to Friday - 9am to 8pm

hours subject to change

Sunday nights - 5pm to 9pm

gen z only - see below

 

Free on-site parking   🅿️

 

 

SUNDAY NIGHTS   🎯

5pm to 9pm

 

Sunday bookings can be made up to 2 days in advance (with no deposit).

1QB, 1P, 2P + 3P sessions only

 

This night is exclusively for Gen Z males to boost their mental health.

gen z - 18 to 31 years old

minimum 2️⃣ days load required 

 

 

ADDRESS   🏠

 

181 Reynolds Rd

Doncaster East  VIC  3109

(near Comm Bank)

 

we will text door entry details on arrival

this stops any loitering outside

 

 

AS NATURE INTENDED

🌳

 

  Do you have a full load that you can share with us?

optimal 2-6 days build-up

 

She'll bend forward, wet + ready to receive you from behind.

  slide inside when you're ready 

 

She will angle her pelvis so you can stimulate her cervix.

cervix lifts up + is slightly open 🍩

 

Use long, deep strokes to help her climax. Take your time.

"vaginal tenting" swelling begins

 

Push in as deep as you can to release.

remain there until spurting stops

💦💦💦💦

 

Pull out slowly to minimise leakage.

more than 1 load is allowed

 

 

DESCRIPTION  

👭

 

We are white Aussie females, clean, tight, educated, no tattoos, D+D free + regularly tested (proof on-site) seeking clean, healthy, D+D free, respectful males for mutual benefits.

staff aged 22 to 40 

 

for privacy reasons, faces are hidden

 

PRIMAL INSTINCT   👫 

 

We adhere to traditional gender roles.

 

the man is the giving partner

masculine or dominant

he wants connection + sexual intimacy

the woman is the receiving partner

feminine or compliant

she is receptive + accepts his advances

 

These primal biological urges can be shared together in private.

 

 

NATURAL SESSIONS

 🚫 = service not available 

minimum 2 days load - all sessions

 

Choose 1️⃣ code only.

F = fee

 

Code: 1P - 10 mins 😺   F60   

Code: 2P - 20 mins 😺   F70   

Code: 3P - 30 mins 😺   F80   

 

Code: 2PS - 20 mins 😺😺   F100  (2 separate visits within 14 days. 1st visit   F70, 2nd visit F30)   

2PS - cash preferred

 

Code: 1A - 10 mins 🔙🚪  F80

must be fully hard to do 🔙🚪

do not try this session if nervous or tired

1A - cash only

 

Code: 6PA - 30 mins 😺 + 🔙🚪  F100

strictly 😺 first then 🔙🚪 to finish

6PA - cash only

 

Code: GH - 10 mins gloryhole ⭕️   F50

👅 on him until finished

if nervous, we recommend doing GH first

 

Code: GP - 10 mins gloryhole ⭕️   F70  

natural 👅 + finish with 😺

 

 

💥   OUR FAVOURITES   💥

 

2P, 2PS + 3P sessions are preferred.

 

these sessions given priority from Monday-Friday 5pm to 7pm

 

We love receiving extended pleasure.

 

V available for P sessions if required 

helps to keep him up + firmer

1 for $4 or 2 for $7

 

 

BEST POSITIONS   🐶

this relates to Q10 below

 

For deep penetration, we practice:

doggy + missionary for tighter grip

 

1.  Standing 🐶 (she bends over forwards)

2.  Standing 🙏 (she lays on edge of desk, legs up)

3.  Lower options (if he's shorter)

4.  Higher options (if he's taller)

 

 

HYDRATION   💧

 

You'll need to be well-hydrated to produce adequate seminal fluids.

semen should be jelly-like, but not watery

 

This also promotes good blood flow.

 

bring a water bottle or we supply bottled water 

help yourself to cold water in fridge anytime 

 

Avoid alcohol for 24 hours prior.

alcohol can cause inability to release

 

 

FEES + DEPOSITS 

🏦

 

New visitors: 

 

A $30 deposit is required to book in via OSKO bank transfer or Beem.

deposit applies to your first 2 visits

Download Beem app + set up first. 

balance is cash on arrival 

 

All visitors: 

 

Cash is preferred   ✅️

or OSKO/Beem (due prior to arrival)

 

🏧  on-site - CBA, NAB + Westpac.

100 notes are no longer accepted   ❌️

 

50 notes checked under counterfeit light   🔦

(other precautions may apply to 50 notes)

 

Please bring the exact amount.

to avoid 5 min delay, bring 5, 10, 20 notes

no change without 10 mins notice   ⚠️

 

Deposits are non-refundable   ❌️

 

if you cancel booking in accordance with T&C's 12

deposit is held in credit for next visit

re-book within 2 months or deposit forfeited

 

 

SHOWER/CLEAN UP   🚻

 

10 min sessions:

Baby wipes, soap + wash cloths only.

 

20 + 30 min sessions:

Quick 5 min shower afterwards.

 

NOTE:

no shower available on arrival without prior agreement. ask us when booking in

 

The bathroom is cleaned daily.

 

 

SAME DAY BOOKINGS

📅

 

New visitors:

Minimum 20 mins notice is required.

2-3 hours notice is recommended 

 

All visitors:

Please wait for a text back with confirmation details.

 

To cancel a booking, please text us.

 

any booking made 1 or more days ahead requires deposit $30 in advance

 

 

HOW TO BOOK IN

🛎

 

BEEN HERE BEFORE?   ✅️

Just answer Q1-Q5 to book in.

____________________

TEXT

0️⃣4️⃣2️⃣2️⃣  9️⃣1️⃣0️⃣  5️⃣4️⃣5️⃣

with:

 

 

Q1.  Your real first name + last initial? e.g. Aiden P

using fake name = refusal   ❌️

 

Q2.  Session code? e.g. 2P

session type can't be changed on arrival

 

Q3.  The day + time you want? e.g. today at 2.30pm

if flexible, e.g. today between 2.30pm-4pm

if you text 'now', we will not respond

 

Q4.  Do you agree to our conditions? Text: Yes, I agree to all T+C

read terms + conditions below

 

Q5.  Fee type? (OSKO, Beem or cash)

new visitors choose - OSKO or Beem (deposit)

____________________

Q6.  Natural style? Text: Yes, natural

all sessions are fully natural (raw)

 

Q7.  Are you circumcised? (Yes/No)

e.g. cut or uncut

 

Q8.  Age group? 18-25, 26-35, 36-45, 46-55, 56+

to estimate hormone levels + general fitness

 

Q9.  Country of birth?

for sexual norms or any language barriers 

 

Q10.  Your height? (Feet + inches)

 adjustments made to suit height

 

 

🤔❓️  If you're feeling nervous, have anxiety or a health issue, please tell us when you book in.

 

 

TERMS + CONDITIONS 

important to read 

 

 

1.  Please text to book in. No calls accepted. To use our services, please be courteous.

 

2.  No fake names. Using a fake name = banned.   ❌️

 

3.  Please answer booking questions truthfully. We screen everyone for our personal safety.

 

4.  No requests or "extras" of any kind + no free pics of girls.   ❌️

 

5.  Please shower on the day + use deodorant.   🚿

 

6.  Do not wear any cologne or after-shave (allergies). You will be refused.

 

7.  Must be 5" or more when up.   👍

 

8.  Penis will be checked for signs of STI's +/or poor hygiene, infections, red spots. Smegma, balanitis, bad smells (if uncut).   🏥

 

9.  No heart conditions, diabetes, obesity, blood pressure meds, anti-depressants, alcohol, drugs, jet-lag. These can all cause problems.   🍺

 

10.  No fingering or kissing girls allowed. This is not GFE.   ❌️

 

11.  Rough, aggressive, dubious or dirty people will be quickly ejected. Basic health + safety policies.   👮‍♂️

 

12.  A $30 late cancellation fee applies (if you give less than 1 hours' notice).

 

13.  No refunds made for breach of these terms.   🛑

 

14.  We operate within current laws in Victoria, Australia.

www.consumer.vic.gov.au 

 

 

PHONES   📵

 

on entry, phones must be put inside box on kitchen bench until you leave   📦

if you attempt to use phone, booking will be terminated on-the-spot without refund

please set to voicemail while in our premises

 

NO WEAPONS   🔪

 

No bags or backpacks are allowed without prior permission   ❌️

 

please declare carry-in bags when booking in

we actively check for weapons before entry 

 

OSKO PAYMENTS   💳

 

Use Pay Anyone or PayID

It must say "instant OSKO"

payid is never accepted on arrival 

 

Pay:  HT Australia 

Bank:  ING   🦁

BSB:  923-100

we will text you account number

 

Description:  

Your initials + session code e.g. AP2P

so we know who you are

 

 

BEEM IT - EFTPOS   💳

 

Download the Beem app + register a unique username.

follow the simple instructions 

 

Beem uses Eftpos linked to your debit card + keeps your personal details private from us.

 

we will text you our username

there are no surcharges 

 

 

REDUCED FEES

 

at our discretion, we may offer discounts to visitors who book 2P or 3P sessions often

 

QUICK BREED   🚀

ready to explode?

 

Code: 1QB - 10 mins breeding   F360

😺 x 12 sessions 

For 40 day period (2-3 visits a week)

after first visit, just text Q1-Q3 to re-book

 

Walk in, wash hands + start. 😺 will be wet + swollen, waiting for you.

no delays, fill her up + get back to work

 

1QB - cash only.

No shower included, use baby wipes.

 

public holidays aren't included in 40 days

text us for pre-approval - limited places

 

 

FULL MATING   🦍

available thursday/friday only 

🆕️

 

Code: FM - 50 mins raw mating   F200

 

she 👅 on 🍆 until fully up then he 👅 on 🦪

big 🦪 (suck, pull or toy play) no 👅 or✌️in 😺

he 🍆 = 😺 slow or fast in 2 positions

 

For males who have longer stamina. It can take 15-20 mins for girl to let go.

 

minimum 45 mins notice to book in

$60 deposit in advance (OSKO or Beem)

 

      Edging or multiple shots is 👍       

Girls may go off more than once.

🌋💧🌋💧🌋💧

 

10 mins shower break (before or afterwards)

60 minute session

 

 

DID SHE FINISH?   ⏳️

 

Women can 🌋 in different ways. Orgasms can come from 🦪 😺 🍩 🍑

 

They need slower, steady rhythm.

Think distance, not speed.

 

imagine a kettle or pressure cooker on stove

simmering quietly, then steam blows lid off

 

Signs of release can include:

 

1.  vocal moaning or outbursts

2.  sudden gush of clear fluids

3.  sudden "squirting" of clear fluids

4.  contractions or pulsations

5.  involuntary shaking or twitching 

6.  hyper-sensitivity or emotions 😪 or 😱 or 😍

 

Due to surge of oxytocin + dopamine.

🤪

Unless she asks you to stop, continue on. Women can release many times.

 

women often take longer to recover afterwards 

 

 

IF UNCUT, CHECK FOR

SMEGMA OR BALANITIS

usually caused by poor hygiene or infection 

seek treatment first as we won't see you