LOCANTO ADS

Locanto has now blocked advertisers from displaying their mobile number or website link on ads unless we pay for a VIP account - plus advertising costs on top.

VIP - $867 for 3 months

VIP - $1,554 for 6 months

 

If we pay for VIP - just to list our contact details - it would mean increasing our prices.

 

Proof of these costs in pictures - bottom of page.

Minimum 3 months. No pause option.

 

Please store our mobile or message app in your phone as we may ditch Locanto altogether. Thank you 😊 

 

Telegram:  @hta910

Signal:  @hta910.99

NATURAL SESSIONS 

Full load is preferred 

🌋

 

Natural 😺 D-style (standing)

1-2 shots 

Deep delivery

CIP

 

Glory⭕️ BBBJ (standing)

1 shot

Deep delivery

Natural CIM 

 

   PRIMAL INSTINCT   

👫 

 

We adhere to traditional gender roles.

 

The man is the giving partner.

Masculine or dominant.

He wants connection & sexual intimacy. 

The woman is the receiving partner.

Feminine or compliant. 

She is receptive & accepts his advances. 

 

MUTUAL PLEASURE

 

👭

 

We are 2 white Aussie females, clean, tight, educated, no tattoos, D&D free & regularly tested (proof on-site) looking for mutual enjoyment.

Females aged 20s & 30s

 

Males must be clean, healthy, D&D free, over 5" & respectful to avoid refusal.

Being nice helps us to relax so we can 💦 too.

 

 

For privacy reasons, faces are hidden.

 

  HOURS   

🕘

 

Monday & Tuesday - 9am to 8pm

Wednesday - CLOSED

Thursday & Friday - 9am to 8pm

 

*hours subject to change  

 

   LOCATION   

🏠

 

The Pines S/C

181 Reynolds Rd

Doncaster East  VIC  3109

(outside near Comm Bank)

No, we are not a shop.

 

We will text door entry details on arrival.

This stops any unexpected visitors.

 

Free on-site parking - 7 days  🅿️

 

BOOKING CODES

Choose 1 code only

 

 

Code: 1P - 10 mins 😺   $60   

Code: 2P - 20 mins 😺   $70   

Code: 3P - 30 mins 😺   $80   

 

Code: 2PS - 20 mins 😺😺   $100 

2 separate visits within 14 days. 1st visit $70, 2nd visit $30. No late arrivals. Cash preferred. *Not available on first visit.

 

 Code: QB - 10 mins 😺   $80 

2 separate visits within 14 days. 1st visit $60, 2nd visit $20. No late arrivals. Valid 9am to 5pm only. *Not available on first visit.

 

 

Code: GH - 10 mins glory⭕️ 👄   $50

Please be short & tidy below. Try GH first if you're feeling nervous. *Non-smokers only.

 

Code: GP - 10-15 mins glory⭕️ 👄+😺   $70  

Start 👄 & finish with 😺

 

ADVANCE BOOKINGS 

 

Booking 1 or more days ahead won't be accepted without a $30 deposit in advance.

 

It's easier to book in on the same day.

 

SAME DAY BOOKINGS

📅

 

Minimum 20-30 mins notice is required.

2-3 hours notice is recommended.

 

WAIT FOR OUR CONFIRMATION TEXT BACK.

 

If you text us with missing or incorrect answers, we may not be able to reply.

 

Please read T&Cs + how to book in carefully.

 

CANCELLATIONS:  Please text us with at least 1 hour notice to avoid $30 fee.

 

TEXT BOOKINGS TO LARA

 

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with:

 

1.  YOUR REAL FIRST NAME & LAST INITIAL ?

e.g. Aiden P

This means your legal first name.

This is a requirement to protect our safety.

 

 

2.  SESSION CODE ?

Choose 1 code only e.g. 2P

Session type cant be changed on arrival. 

 

 

3.  THE DAY & TIME YOU WANT ?

e.g. today at 2:30pm

We will not respond if you put 'now' or 'asap'

 

 

4.  DO YOU AGREE TO OUR TERMS ?

TEXT:  Yes I agree

(See terms & conditions below)

 

 

5.  FEE TYPE ?

PayID, Beem or cash

PayID/Beem due 30 mins before arrival.

 

 

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FIRST-TIME VISITORS, PLEASE ANSWER THESE EXTRA 4 QUESTIONS:

 

 

6.  CUT OR UNCUT ?

For hygiene check.

 

 

7.  AGE GROUP ?

18-25, 26-35, 36-45, 46-55, 56+

 

 

8.  COUNTRY OF BIRTH ?

For cultural/language reasons.

(All nationalities are welcome)

 

 

9.  YOUR HEIGHT ?

Adjustments are made to suit height.

 

 

 

ANY HEALTH OR MEDICAL ISSUES ?

Heart conditions, stroke, blood pressure meds, diabetes, obesity, on anti-depressants, alcohol, drugs, jet-lag, recent surgery, feeling nervous.

 

1.  Please text to book in. No calls accepted. To use our services, please be courteous.

 

  2.  No false names. Using a different or fake name = instant refusal.

 

3.  Please answer booking questions truthfully. We screen everyone for our personal safety.

 

4.  No requests or 'extras' of any kind & no free pics.

 

5.  Please shower on the day & use deodorant.

 

6.  Do not wear ANY cologne or after-shave (allergies).

 

7.  Minimum 5" size restriction applies (when up). Under 12.7cm not accepted.

 

8.  You'll be checked for signs of poor hygiene &/or infections. If not clean, we may refuse you.

 

9.  Heart conditions, diabetes, obesity, blood pressure meds, anti-depressants, alcohol, drugs, jet-lag, recent surgery, can all cause problems.

 

10.  No fingers or kissing is permitted.

 

11.  Rough, aggressive, dubious or dirty people will be quickly ejected. Basic health & safety policies.

 

12.  A $30 late cancellation fee applies (if you give less than 1 hours' notice).

 

13.  No refunds for breach of these terms.

 

14.  Due to time wasters, we only reply to bookings & polite enquiries (see below).

 

FEES & PAYMENTS

 🏦

 

PayID/Pay Anyone Transfer 

Use PayID or OSKO (instant)

 

If you're with Commonwealth Bank, tell us first as CBA transfers work a bit differently.

 

PayID/OSKO must be received 30 mins before arrival.

 

Pay:  HT Australia 

Bank:  ING  🦁

BSB:  923-100 

ACC:  we will text this

Description:  Your initials & session code

e.g. AP2P

(so we know who you are)

 

BEEM  -  EFTPOS 

💳

 

Download the Beem app & register a unique username.

 

Beem uses Eftpos linked to your debit card & keeps your personal details private from us.

We will text you our username.

There are no surcharges.

 

Transactions show up as 'Beem' on your bank statement.

 

CASH

💸

 

We accept cash on arrival. (No $100 bills)  ❌️

 

If you need change, please text us when you arrive in car park. Without notice, we can't provide any change.

 

We are aware of counterfeit $50 notes being off-loaded. All $50 notes will be checked under counterfeit light  🔦 

 

To avoid a delay, just bring smaller notes instead.

 

🏧 on-site - CBA, NAB & Westpac 

 

No PayID or Beem accepted on arrival because there's no receptionist here.

 

DEPOSITS 

 

Sometimes we will ask for a $30 deposit to be paid in advance.

It could apply to your first 1-2 visits.

 

This will be at our discretion especially if we don't think you sound genuine.

By paying a deposit, we know you'll show up & not waste our time. It proves you're serious.

 

If you can't afford to pay a small deposit then you can't afford to come here at all.

 

SHOWER/BATHROOM

🚻 

 

10 min sessions:

Baby wipes, soap & wash cloths only.

Plus alcohol wipes to kill surface bacteria.

 

20 + 30 min sessions:

Quick 5 min shower afterwards. Towels provided.

 

NOTE:

No shower on arrival without prior agreement.

 

TRADIES

 

We won't see gardeners, landscapers, plasterers or builders if they haven't gone home to shower first.

 

We don't want a lot of mess coming inside as we normally vacuum after closing time.

 

Other tradies will be accepted if you're clean & tidy. Leave your work boots & socks at front door & wash hands in bathroom on entering.

 

Please be respectful of the dirt & debris you are bringing in as we want to concentrate on providing services, not cleaning duties.

 

If you're doing a 20/30 min session, you can shower here before session starts, but there will be an extra fee of $5.

 

Please add 'shower first' when booking in. 

*shower 5 min limit

POLITE ENQUIRIES 

 

Enquiries must be courteous.

 

Provide your first name, age group, session you're interested in, then your questions.

 

Please text when we're open to receive a reply.

 

People sending random texts (time wasters) will be immediately blocked.

 

PHONES

📵

 

On entry, please put phone inside 📦 on kitchen bench until you leave.

 

If you attempt to use phone, booking will be terminated on-the-spot without refund as we don't want phones invading our privacy.

 

BOTTLED WATER

 

We don't want you becoming dehydrated during a session.

 

Help yourself to bottled water in fridge (on top shelf) or ask us.

 

  NEED A BLUE HELPER? 

💙

 

Available with 1P, 2P, 2PS or 3P only. Can pick up prior to session if pre-paid by PayID/Beem.

Helps to keep 🍆 firmer.

1 for $4 or 2 for $7

 

Only to be used for sessions here.

Some health questions will apply for safety.

 

Takes 40-60 minutes to be effective.

If collecting early, bring 600ml water.

 

IF UNCUT, CHECK FOR

SMEGMA OR BALANITIS 

Causes:  poor hygiene, infection or diabetes.

Signs:  redness, rash, bad smell, irritation or pain.

Treat:  canesten cream, PH-balanced body wash (not soap), 14 fluconazole capsules 100mg (script)

Same:  candida thrush (women) or nappy rash (babies)

Fact:  cut males never get this (unless diabetic)

 

LORDOSIS POSITION

🐈🐈‍⬛

 

Lordosis position (expert) is a body posture showing the female is receptive for entry.

 

It aligns the pelvises for deeper delivery.

It also gives both partners greater satisfaction.

Female cats adopt this position when in heat.

 

They state that ads are FREE to post however this is not the case for ads under Personal Services.

There are no 'free benefits' we are aware of.

Advertising prices range from $27.95 to $64.95 per week for this category.

 

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In contrast, we pay $89.95 per calendar month for an advert on another site with everything.