For first-time visitors, please answer Q1-Q10 so we can screen you. The questions are on the 'Services & Fees' page. If you've already been here, just answer Q1-Q5.

Click on the 3 bars (menu) at the top right-hand corner of this page. Go to 'Services & Fees' and scroll down.

We offer primal breeding sessions.

She will feed on 🍆 if you'll breed 👄 with some fresh cream  😋

Other options include breeding 😺 or 🍑🔙 to release all your load.

The concept is about following the urge to spontaneously mate.

These services are designed to improve mental health, be as natural as possible & mutually enjoyable. 

White Caucasian & born in Australia.

Yes, absolutely!

The services are picked by us based on what we enjoy. We're looking for ♂️ who want to give us NSA pleasure & have a preference for natural release.

This is just a shared experience where we're helping each other out. We appreciate nice, clean ♂️ who make us happy. It feels great being filled with a load.

No, working too much causes burn-out. Leisure time is important too.

Hours are extended during Daylight Saving time.

Most services will say whether or not a 5 min shower is allowed AFTER the session. Towels etc are provided.

If a shower isn't offered, we supply baby wipes, alcohol wipes, wash cloths & soap to use to clean up.

There is no option to shower here BEFORE session starts unless you pay an extra fee & ask permission when booking in.

You are required to shower at home on the same day you book in.

Good hygiene is essential. See T&Cs 5, 6 & 8.

The bathroom is cleaned after each visitor.

No, we are not in a shop. It is a private residence nearby.

Yes, there is ample free parking 24/7 at The Pines shops.

Please enter via the Reynolds Rd entrance at traffic lights & take the first or second left-hand turn into the car park.

Yes, CBA, NAB & Westpac

Text us on arrival for instructions to find the door. We only see people who have an appointment. This stops any unexpected drop ins or stalkers hanging around.

We are providing a health service just like any other health professional or medical specialist.

These questions help us with screening, planning & to make sure everything is clear, so not to waste your time.

We want to make sure you understand our terms before we see you. This avoids any misunderstandings later on.

If you're nervous or new to this, we always recommend trying GH service first.

You relax & allow the girl to do the work. This takes the pressure off you & she enjoys doing it.

Yes, we do, but with conditions. Please read about this on page 'Health & Hygiene' before making a booking.

If you are in a rush to book in but haven't read the website first (or our T&Cs) we will usually ask for a deposit.

Some of the sessions do require a $30 deposit for first-time visitors.

During busier periods between 4pm to 7pm we give our regulars priority bookings. So again, if you're new or unreliable, we may request a deposit to hold your place.

For time wasters (e.g. asking questions before reading website) you risk being blocked as we aren't receptionists.

When you come inside, you must put your phone inside the box on kitchen bench until you leave  📵

We don't allow you to use your phone during the session to protect our privacy.

You can set your calls to Voicemail. If you attempt to use your phone, your booking may be terminated on-the-spot without refund.

No backpacks are allowed inside the premises without prior agreement.

We are concerned about weapons coming in e.g. knives (especially if this is your first visit & we don't know you).

Bringing a 🎒 with you can make the girl feel extremely nervous.

We only see people in Doncaster East right now.

We are planning some changes in late 2026/early 2027.

Yes, we have a private page on this site. Only regular customers can view private pages.

For all tedious "picture collector" hunters you can purchase 4 pictures for $1,000 as you ignored No 4 T&Cs  😂

No, we generally close for a few weeks over the Christmas break. 

Closing dates will be advertised around early December.

No, we won't unblock you.

People are blocked either because they broke our T&Cs, were unhygienic, unreliable, rude, didn't bother reading our website, have a bad attitude towards women (e.g. think women are dirt) or are shady characters.

We believe men & women are equals (although have different strengths & weaknesses) & therefore we expect a certain level of good manners & mutual respect to access our services.

We are fair & honest & will provide you with the services described in good faith. Contrary to what you may think, money is not our #1 priority as if it were, we would not block anyone.